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Formula One -derland: Germany and Hungary

by Jamie Sanford on September 16, 2012

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The next two races on the calendar were Germany and Hungary.


There wasn’t a race in Hockenheimring in 2011, but I did get to experience it during my rewatch of the 2010 F1 season at the end of last year. The track is pretty amazing. Fernando “Eyebrows” Alonso qualified in pole position and almost made it boring by staying at the head of the race for nearly the entire time. Luckily, everyone behind him was still interested in racing.

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So behind Fernando was Jenson Button (who I am always rooting for, I love Jenson) and Sebastian Vettel, and it was getting dirty. Lewis Hamilton had fought through the race after an unfortunate puncture early on and was accused of holding up the race leaders a chance to let Jenson catch up – which McLaren obviously denied. Very close to the end of the race, Vettel decided that he didn’t actually need to be on the track and went completely off in order to pass Jenson Button, and ultimately ended up on the podium in 2nd position. I WISH I had a photo of the little chat that Jenson had with Sebastian before the podium ceremony, where he said something like “you know the stewards are reviewing that move on me, right?” I guess Vettel (as always) thought he was in the right, but ended up with a 20-second penalty that moved his result into 5th position. Jenson finished second, and Iceman Kimi Räikkönen ended up in third. I know I would have waited another 5 minutes for the podium ceremony so that the penalty could have been decided, and so Kimi could have stood on the podium instead of Vettel.

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The glitterbombing was awesome though.


The Hungarian track is called the Hungaroring, which is just fun to say, so big ups to Hungary.

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Lewis Hamilton could feel pole approaching (or something, this is the kind of unintentionally funny stuff that comes out of the mouths of our brilliant Speed channel commentators), and managed to start the race in pole position. Romain Grosjean made a strong showing and started second on the grid, pleasing Will who has Grosjean in his F1 Fantasy Team. (I have one too, no shame.)

Lewis and the Iceman led in the race, but Kimi was unable to maintain a lead over Lewis in the end, but did manage to stay past his teammate – although the Lotus team did manage a 2-3 finish, which is great for them. Lewis scored 25 points while previous leader Eyebrows Alonso finished sixth, earning points and maintaining his lead, but certainly seeing a bit of that cushion slipping away.

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Lewis always gives good poses and faces when he is in victory mode. I know that a lot of people think he is a whiny bitch, but I enjoy him quite a lot. I definitely have a thing for McLaren drivers.

Naturally, I will now show you the most amazing cartoon, called Tooned, which is being released by McLaren Animation. It stars Jenson and Lewis (well, the cartoon versions, who are adorable), and shows their adventures with testing all things Formula One. Enjoy!

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Formula One -derland: Spain, Monaco, Canada

by Jamie Sanford on June 12, 2012

The excitement of the 2012 Formula One season has CONTINUED. I am behind on the Formula One -derland posts, but you will still get the idea. The result so far has been 7 different winners of 7 races. At this time last year, Sebastian Vettel was annoyingly ahead in the driver’s championship points, while right now, the spread between the top 5 is ridiculously close.


Spain was a bit controversial from qualifying, where Lewis Hamilton qualified P1 and then was sent to the back of the grid for having too little fuel in the tank at the end of quali. This seemed like an overly harsh punishment, and Eddie Jordan definitely agreed with me. This put Pastor Maldonado, who I was not expecting, in P1, but 2012 is a weird season so nothing should be surprising.

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Early in the race, Fernando “Eyebrows” Alonso pulled ahead of Maldonado from P2, and it was an eventual speedy pit stop by the Williams team that allowed Maldonado to take the lead back and hold on to it for the rest of the race. That started to get boring, so focus was put on other things like HIGHLY EXPERIENCED Michael Schumacher plowing into the back of Bruno Senna, who was already having a crap weekend of being completely shown up by his teammate. I felt bad for Bruno, and am sad to see Schumie having such a bad season, because his teammate has already won a race.

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The final result was Maldonado winning the race, with Eyebrows behind him, and Iceman Kimi Räikkönen in 3rd. Check out Kimi in the picture, looking thrilled as always. You can also see some amazing Eyebrows action.

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Still not sure about this champagne business.


Ahh, Monaco. You are the fanciest of grand prix, with your rich people and fancy yachts, and lots of Formula 1 drivers as residents because you are a tax haven.

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Qualifying was busy, as Pastor Maldonado caused an unfortunate crash with Sergio Perez that ended with a 10-spot grid penalty. Michael Schumacher would have started on pole (notorious for being the winner’s position due to the lack of overtaking that generally takes place in Monaco) but his grid penalty from the last race where he crashed into Bruno Senna was enforced putting him 6th on the grid. Mark Webber ended up on pole position, with Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton behind him.

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Going airborne is generally frowned upon. Unfortunately, Kamui Kobayashi clipped another car during the start and managed to survive the car jumping into the air, but only enough to drive to the pits and retire for suspension damage. The top 3 in the grid held out the race for a while, and it was obvious that pit stop strategy was going to play a big role. There was some turnover in the ranks, but nothing major. Monaco seems to be more of an endurance race than anything else, because those drivers have to WORK to not hit walls and such. There was a bit of movement in the ranks, but the result was Mark Webber winning the race, Nico Rosberg in P2 and Eyebrows Alonso taking the last slot on the podium.

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Then this happened after the race. WTF, Mark Webber.


Canada is quickly becoming my favorite race. Last year and this year were AWESOME, I’m thinking the track is just designed in such a way that there is always something happening. Last year, Jenson Button awesomely (yes, awesomely) won the race after Sebastian Vettel slipped around a corner, which is the thing I remember the most. This year was FULL of overtaking and positions changing, and I did a lot of yelling at the TV.

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Sebastian Vettel (who I like a tiny bit more since I watched him on Letterman) was on pole position by a big margin after qualifying. However, his early lead didn’t last long, it was another race where pitting at the right time would completely change your positioning. Lewis Hamilton, Eyebrows Alonso and Romain Grosjean were all in the lead at some point, but in the end, tire strategy was the determining factor for the victory. Lewis stopped again to change tires, and ended up winning the race, while Romain Grosjean and Sergio Perez had no trouble passing Vettel and Eyebrows, as their tires were just done. I was happy that Lewis finally got to win a race, he has been qualifying well all season but could not pull out a victory, so good for him.

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Lewis also has a better handle on the champagne situation, not setting himself up for creepy photos. Congratulations Lewis!

Valencia and Silverstone coming up in a few weeks. I can’t wait to see who the first repeat winner will be!

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